christinsanity:

dinnersservedbitches:

christinsanity:

Fuck everything about Islam.

excuse you?

• “O mankind! We created you from a male and a female and made you into nations and tribes that you may know and honor each other (not that you should despise one another). Indeed the most honorable of you in the sight of God is the most righteous.” Chapter 49, Verse 13

Qran advocates handcutting for stealing. Here (THIS IS SICK AND DISGUSTING! YOU WATCH THAT UNDER YOUR OWN WILL! IF YOU ARE WEAK-HEARTED PLEASE DON’T WATCH THAT!) http://www.apostatesofislam.com/media/handcutting.htm

I REPEAT: FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT ISLAM!

Do you ever get the feeling that religion completely removes all sentience and logic from people’s minds?

smilingatthefuture:

Created in response to Toronto police officer’s suggestion that women could best prevent rape by wearing less revealing clothing, the SlutWalks spread the simple message that no matter what wears, no woman is “asking for it.”  Women are not the gatekeepers of civilized behavior.  Men are not so weak that they can be tempted to rape or cheat merely by the sight of bare skin.   It is a misunderstanding of both biology and psychology to suggest otherwise.

Rabbi Linzer rightly points out that the Talmud makes it clear that men — and men alone — are responsible for their lustful thoughts.

~ http://jezebel.com/5878017/calling-bullshit-on-religious-misogyny

Honestly, as a woman this bugs me…seriously. I am quite agitated. Do I believe that ultimately each person is responsible for their own sin? YES! Do I believe that the guy who makes a decision to commit adultery or to dabble in fornication should be able to push the blame off on women? Not at all. But do I believe that this gives women the excuse to parade their bodies around as a billboard for sex? By no means! 

Jesus Christ on a cracker

Women, forget who’s fault it is ultimately,

because it’s obviously YOURS, you dirty whore

forget the questioned verses in the article quoted above, and lets look at the scripture as a whole. I can tell you, ultimately his sin IS his own, but you will be judged for yours. 

Specifically, having a body that god gave you and not conducting your affairs inside a wooden box.

“But sexual immorality and all impurity or covetousness must not even be named among you, as is proper among saints.” ~Ephesians 5:3 ESV

Ladies, your immodesty

*dressing how you want

puts your body on display

*does not make you an object or a mannequin 

to be a image to be worshiped for sex,

sex. is. not. defined as. straight men’s interests.

Jesus assfucking Christ on a cracker.

to be coveted by men…

someone kill me already

who’s putting it on display?

NO ONE. Women aren’t advertisements, they’re human fuckin’ beings.

you…who is dabbling in sexual immorality?

Whoever fuckin’ wants to?

YOU. Who is dangling something out there to be coveted? YOU.

I don’t think “dangling” is the right choice of words.

Think about this, remember when you were a kid, and some little girl would have the toy you wanted. It may not have necessarily been her fault that she had it, or that you wanted it. If you retaliated simply because she had it that would be one thing, that would be completely your fault. But the moment she dangled it in front of you and began to taunt you, it became hateful on her part, right?

Yes, women!

When you walk around and conduct your own damn business your are “dangling” your body in front of straight men, who are just running around crazed with the desire to rape every feminine human out there. You are teasing them, taunting them, tempting them, trying to force them to give in to their innocent, humble, normal desires.

Sluts.

It still didn’t give you an excuse to retaliate, and if you did, you paid for it, but it did provoke you didn’t it…she was no longer exempt from punishment.

Are you being hateful?

Bitch, you’re the only hateful one here.

Yes, it is your body, and yes, no one can keep you from dressing like you want, doing what you want, doing whatever you want to do, but is it beneficial to your Christian walk?

Fuck your Christian walk. Your Christ sounds like he sucks, and your Christianity sounds like it sucks even more.

Is it beneficial to other’s Christian walk? 

Fuck their Christian walk. 

Does your goddamn religion say that women need to wear wool garments over every inch of flesh? Then fucking wear it. Is it my business? No.

So if their goddamn religion says that women need to cover up and etc., is it their business or women’s business? hm?

“All things are lawful for me,” but not all things are helpful. “All things are lawful for me,” but I will not be dominated by anything.” ~1 Corinthians 6:12-13

 Here Paul is talking about what believers should eat, but I think it can be applied to every area of our Christian lives. A little later on, he basically repeats the same line.

“All things are lawful,” but not all things are helpful. “All things are lawful,” but not all things build up. Let no one seek his own good, but the good of his neighbor.

~1 Corinthians 10:23-24

Ladies, I cannot stress this enough, yes you can do it, but is it beneficial?

Yeah, fuck what you want to do with your religion, there are MEN’S BONERS AT STAKE HERE PEOPLE

And if you don’t care, you need to get on your knees before God and confess your selfishness.

“Dear god, I’m so sorry! I didn’t put straight men’s rape culture ahead of my wardrobe choices!!”

Let God break you of that and then let Him convict you of everything else.

Sheesh, it sounds like god does a pretty good job of breaking people…

Precious sisters, we need to be above reproach. Am I saying you need to dress in floor length baggy dresses and long sleeve turtlenecks? NO…

You’re just IMPLYING it.

I’m saying, dress with dignity.

Whatever the fuck that is.

Dress with grace.

Also whatever the fuck that is. Conveniently, it’s probably not what you’re wearing.

Dress to the glory of God, not the glory of self.

Dress for the paranoia of Christian misogyny, not for your daily function.

Self-promotion is a sin of selfishness, and it is not pleasing to the Lord.

The lord sounds like a dick.

As far as where to place the blame….why is that necessary?

Because when someone does something it’s their own goddamn fault.

Sin is sin. We don’t need to place blame, we need to obliterate the need for blame.

We don’t need to blame sexual harassers for harassment, we need to obliterate their victims.

The blame game is simply a distraction from the sin.

Why, now, isn’t that convenient?

It is stirring up divisions and starting battles among Christians, among brothers and sisters in Christ. Guys, this is DUMB.

Actually, your religion kind of sucks.

“If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.” ~Romans 12:18

As far as guys, you have no excuse.

EXCEPT FOR THE ONES LISTED ABOVE LOL

You alone are ultimately accountable for your sin.

But not really! Those sluts, who can stand ‘em, ya know?

Someone else’s sin is not a valid excuse for yours.

But let’s not play the blame game.

If you seek to blame your sisters for your sin, you are a coward, and you need to fess up.

After blaming them.

I am not a guy, and I do not pretend to know how hard it is for you to deal with this,

OH GOD THE PRESSURE OF NOT RAPING/ASSAULTING/HARASSING PEOPLE I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE

but you need to step up and take responsibility. I know it can be hard.

Dude, tell me about it! I’ve assaulted 232348275810 people in my lifetime.

Trust me, they deserved it.

I have guy friends. I’ve seen them engage in battle over and over with this.

“Christ on a cracker! Get away from me!”

“Uh, I’m engaging in battle right now. Stop tempting me, sinner!”

I know you are blasted daily by this.

You poor, poor men. My heart is bleeding.

BE PROACTIVE.

Blame women BEFORE you harass them.

That same scripture up there, yeah, you know, the one about there being no hint of sexual immorality…that applies to you as well.

Just not as much.

Be prayed up. You can’t do it on your own.

I never realized not raping people was such an unbearable trial.

Be accountable to someone. Not only to an accountability partner, but by your actions, let your friends know, hey, this is something I don’t do.

An “accountability partner”? Christ on a cracker, are you out of your mind?

Here, I got a tip for you Christian assholes: every time you find yourself harassing/assaulting a woman, shoot yourself in the fuckin’ face.

See? No “accountability partners” needed.

And let them call you out when you do. Avert your eyes. Even if every Christian girl was covered up….there are still women out there who are not seeking to build you up and to protect you.

You mean there are women who don’t exist to suit my boner?! THE HORROR

You HAVE to learn to be alert, and to divert yourself. 

It’s a trial, but we’re supporting you!! <3

We need to stop placing blame, and look at ourselves.

It’s funny how it’s all about placing blame when women are victimized, and then it’s about not placing blame when men do something wrong.

Ask yourself, what can I, as an individual (male or female) do to avoid this. We need to obliterate even the smallest HINT of sexual immorality. 

Starting with religious excuses to rape culture.

When in doubt, let’s take Paul’s advice….

“I therefore, a prisoner for the Lord, urge you to walk in a manner worthy of the calling to which you have been called,  with all humility and gentleness, with patience, bearing with one another in love, eager to maintain the unity of the Spirit in the bond of peace.”

~Ephesians 4:1-3

I missed the part about “sluts deserve it” in that one.

korakaghaz:

Dear Gay Muslims,

Maybe if you just pray hard enough this sickness will go away. Because Allah purposefully decided to give you a cursed existence, and truly believes that you have what it takes to turn your life around to the straight path (quite literally).

And even though there are straight men who beat their wives, abuse their kids, and completely desecrate the beauty that is Islam, they will forever be superior and correct in their livelihood because they are heterosexual. Compared to the sinful thoughts that plague your mind, their violence and worldly destruction is harmless. You are wrong.

Don’t ever forget that. It’s OK to think gay thoughts, just don’t act upon them. Because natural instinct is haram. Preserve your integrity. Marriage someone against your own will. Cause them an eternity of unhappiness. Confirm and bury away all of your thoughts. Completely change who you are. It’s better this way. You’ll be rewarded.

Your religion is my business and I will stop at nothing until I have forced my agenda down your Gay throat (at least it’s not anything else I’m shoving down there). God told me to do so.

Protect yourself from Jahanam. Listen to me. I know everything.

Wow okay…

ohnojackchick:

the sex crimes are just beginning

his family is doing bondage porn?

(pre-script: everyone is cis to religious people)

sketchheart:

PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! Why do many women dress slutty and then wonder why men stare at, cheat, harass, and degrade them? The Bible teaches women to be modest and fear God. That a capable woman is more precious than jewels. Why then do so many girls dumb themselves down and act so helpless and lost like it’s the cool thing to do? I would never settle for anything less than a Proverbs 31 woman. Neither would any man worth having. 

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What a horrible person you are. 

Women can wear as many or as few clothes as they desire, and they will never deserve to be harassed. 

Nice job of exploiting women’s fear of assault to spread your idiotic ideals about dress. And the excusing your own misogyny and evil is pretty sweet too. I’m sure god fuckin’ loves you for that. 

If you ever harass a woman and think in your mind that it’s okay because of the way she’s dressed, I will personally find you and skin you alive. 

Honestly, people think atheists go to hell? Nope. No way. If there’s a hell, Christians will be there. They’re the evil ones.

As if adolescence wasn’t already hard enough, LGBT students in Louisiana have a new reason to fear for their existence.

In a 5-1 vote on Thursday, a state Senate committee overwhelmingly approved bill 217, which if passed into law would give publically funded charter schools the right to refuse to admit students based on sexual orientation, among other irrational and vile reasons such as English language skills.

The Advocate (not the LGBT publication of the same name) reports:

“State Sen. A.G. Crowe [pictured left], R-Slidell, said his bill is designed to ensure that executive branch agencies and local governments stop including bans on discrimination against characteristics not listed in state law as a condition for private companies to do business with their agencies… On the other side, state Sen. Ed Murray, the only “no” in the 5-1 vote by the Senate Labor and Industrial Relations committee, said the possibility of SB217 becoming law and negating the anti-discriminatory prohibitions in charter school contracts is “really scary.”

Though Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal refused to comment on the matter, his press secretary, Frank Collins, wrote in an email (or rather, his Tea Party propaganda machine): “We’re against discrimination, but we don’t believe in special protections or rights.”

You are a horrible human being, OP.

ohnojackchick:

itswalky:

Man, I wanna see the *footnotes to this one.  

ask and ye shall receive

(Lucifer Dethroned seems like a real pageturner, btw)

omg the “witches” in the congregation

sweetangelssoul:

Thank you God for everything you are providing us!

THANK GOD I’M NOT DISABLED THAT MUST SUCK LOL

seriously liek that would be the worst thing that could happen lol

“thank god I’m not quite dead yet”

The Unfriendly Atheist’s 10 tips for single women would be somewhere along the lines of:

1. Tip your server.
2. Don’t eat the yellow snow.
3. Use protection.
4. Watch out for cops on I-10.
5. Don’t buy anything you can torrent.
6. Go to a professional tattoo shop.
7. It’s 2012. Use Gmail, not Yahoo.
8. If it tastes good, eat it.
9. As long as it’s gay, it’s okay. And if it ain’t straight, it’s great.
10. Stock up on booze before you go to a dry county. Actually, just stock up on booze.

This person, however, seems to have a slightly different perspective on life. 

While I am content to view single women as being members of the human population, OP thinks that the qualities of “single” and “woman” automatically disqualify one into such a category. Instead, yall are now “potential incubators” (everyone is cis-straight in religion, don’t forget). 

Here is their top 10 list:

1. Develop an intimate relationship with God. You cannot enter into a successful covenant with a husband if you don’t first have one with God. Seek biblical wisdom, study the word, develop a life of prayer and be dedicated to living for God. This will strengthen the marriage covenant when God allows you to walk into that season. A three-cord strand is not easily broken (Ecclesiastes 4:12)

I’m not sure what three-cord strands the OP has encountered, but I’m sure that a three-cord strand with one being invisible is just as strong as a two-cord strand, probably because it’s the same thin. 

2. Master the art of fidelity and trust. No man wants a woman that cannot be faithful nor one that turns her neck at every fine man that she sees. Learn to 100% committed prior to a serious courtship. Be happy with what God has blessed you with and cultivate your relationship. It is also important to be a woman of your word. If you promise to do something, be sure to do it!

See, I can get fidelity. I may not be able to understand monogamy, but if that’s what makes you happy, go for it. But “no man wants a woman… that turns her neck at every fine man she sees”? What? Are you suddenly not allowed to be heterosexual anymore after marriage? Honestly, I don’t think I’ll ever understand straights, or maybe this is just a religious thing.

3. Develop the ability to take care of a home. Ladies, in order to be a great partner in marriage, we must bring the ability to emotionally and physically take care of the house. Learn to set a atmosphere of peace and love. Avoid quarrels when possible. Practice gentleness with others that cross your path.

Emotionally take care of a house? Is that physically possible? And what does avoiding quarrels have to do with that? And I’m not even touching on how being a domestic slave is a woman’s qualifier for hetero marriage.

4. Learn how to cook! My mother once told me that a woman that cannot cook is not cute! We know that men like to eat. Let’s be serious here. We all need to eat to live. Eating out all of the time can become expensive and who doesn’t love a home-cooked meal from time to time. If you cannot do anything beyond boil water, invest in a cookbook. Try one new meal a week and you will quickly improve your cooking skills.

Oh, my stars. Aren’t religious people something? I love how men will starve if they don’t have a woman to feed them. If they’re so incapacitated, you’d think that they shouldn’t be trusted with any decisions on their own, least of all holding a career or being a dictator of a family.

5. Make smart financial decisions. If you desire to marry a man that provides and makes the best decisions for his family, you need to do the same. Smart men don’t want to marry a woman that spends way more than she saves. Work on your budget and be sure to have an emergency fund that covers 3-6 months on expenses along with retirement savings. Preparing for tomorrow is important. The ability to manage money is important in marriage.

I’d say this makes sense, but I know how religious straight people think, and I know this means “don’t shop a bunch you silly wimmen.”

6. Be complete as one. Be comfortable with not having a man in this season. Learn to be happy on your own. Find joy in those things that make you happy. Love what you have and don’t covet what others have. Spend time in your singleness doing the things that you love to do. Travel, find hobbies and do the things that married women tell you that you won’t have time to do when you get married and then become a mother.

I thought the whole point of this list was how single women are worthless because they’re not under the beck and call of a man?

7. Learn the art of compromise. Marriage will be about give and take. While you are single, learn that you don’t always have to be right and accept that most things will not always happen your way. Be willing to sacrifice what you want for the benefit and happiness of others. Wives have to compromise many things. The earlier we learn to compromise, the better off we will be in marriage.

By “compromise,” OP means “give up all individuality and choice.” Religious people lingo. Gotta be careful with these folks.

8. Be committed to pursuing your dreams and supporting others. It is important to have your own goals and motivations prior to becoming one with your future husbands. The single season is a great opportunity to begin building your career, business or working towards other goals. Learn how to support family and friends in their endeavors as well. When you become a wife, you will have to support your husband’s dreams, possibly at the expense of yours. You must me ok with this level of sacrifice and compromise prior to committing to marriage.

Yikes. “Build up a career so you can give it up for a pointless vocation.” Sounds legit.

9. Know what submission is and be ready to walk in it. Many people shy way from this discussion. Submission is not equivalent to obedience. Submission is yielding in love. Study God’s design for marriage and understand the role of a wife. In your singleness, God is your husband. Submit yourself to Him. Trust His plan and timing for your life. Seek His guidance in all that you do. Practicing submission now will be the driving force to it being second nature to you once you become a wife.

Submission is fine, just have a safe word. 

10. Be holy and feminine in your conduct. Always carry yourself as a classy woman who walks with confidence. Men want a woman they are proud to take home to their families. They want a woman with high self-esteem, one who walks gracefully, respects herself and others around her.

Christ on a cracker, that’s pretty depressing.

With this list, I’m sure that many single women are re-thinking the whole man marriage thing. Straight marriage sounds like it sucks. I don’t get why hetero marriage is so sacred, it looks more like a sham and a fallacy than anything. 

You have got to be pretty damn brainwashed to accept this as something you’d want in your life. I guess that’s what religion is for though.

divineirony:

Barack Obama’s gay marriage stance divides black churches

President Barack Obama’s support for same-sex marriage has divided black churches, with some prominent pastors saying they can no longer support his re-election bid.

People, stop posting this. Racism and homophobia are not the same thing. They are not equivalent, they are not interchangeable. 

Religious people are bigots, both from being anti-gay and from being anti-religious-freedom. 

That is all. No necessary analogy, please.

This is disgusting. 

kernalan:

The world says: Yolo.
The Christian says: When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. (1 Cor. 13:11)

A Vancouver, Wash., man who once served as a volunteer youth pastor was sentenced Friday in federal court to 25 years in prison for production of child pornography, including of two young siblings of family friends whom he met at a church in Portland.

Michael Norris, 45, was arrested in 2006 after federal investigators linked him to child porn distribution websites. A search of his home turned up movies and images of young children engaged in sexually explicit conduct, prosecutors said.

Norris had made the images of two children, whose parents trusted him because he had been a youth pastor  and camp counselor at the Open Bible Church in southeast Portland.

He pleaded guilty in August 2011. In the agreement, Norris stipulated to a list of facts that he raped and molested a 10-year-old girl and her 12-year-old brother, whom he met at church. He also admitted to filming the acts.

Prosecutors said Norris was charged in both federal court and Clark County. It’s expected he will plead guilty to child molestation charges in state court and be sentenced to 35 years in prison.

The prosecution said they will recommend the sentences run concurrently.