The Unfriendly Atheist
lol

lol

what does double penetration have to do with this
how does it help anything

what does double penetration have to do with this

how does it help anything

today at the lincoln memorial

kumquatparadise:

extremist christians who preach the banishment of all gays, blacks, and non-christians to hell.

i’m getting a group of multi-racial humans together next time they demonstrate. we will make out with each other interchangeably and it will be awesome.

kisses for equality.

religiousragings:

BWAHahahaha!
Yeah!  I’m evil!  Yeah!  I did it!  It’s upside down!

religiousragings:

BWAHahahaha!

Yeah!  I’m evil!  Yeah!  I did it!  It’s upside down!

chloesthinking:

The “Hell House” documentary really helped spread the word of Christ to my buddy Jason and I.

chloesthinking:

The “Hell House” documentary really helped spread the word of Christ to my buddy Jason and I.

vestida-de-mar:

God Loves Speedos
- Harry Greene (Modern Pentathlete) 
Source (x)

vestida-de-mar:

God Loves Speedos

- Harry Greene (Modern Pentathlete) 

Source (x)

It’s almost like giving an abortion by proxy

It’s almost like giving an abortion by proxy

cincuentaydos:

Lent… are you sure?

I mean, really?

wouldn’t you rather have a steak?

a tender, juicy, delicious steak?

Religious reasons, uh?
(now, there’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one)

well, your call.
Me? I think I’m starting a new tradition, in which every year during lent I must make a pilgrimage to a brazilian/argentinian style steakhouse. Starting today.

I pretty much dislike meat and am more or less a vegetarian, but I made a conscious effort to eat meat today. I feel gross now, but it was worth it <3

cincuentaydos:

Lent… are you sure?

I mean, really?

wouldn’t you rather have a steak?

a tender, juicy, delicious steak?

Religious reasons, uh?

(now, there’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one)

well, your call.

Me? I think I’m starting a new tradition, in which every year during lent I must make a pilgrimage to a brazilian/argentinian style steakhouse. Starting today.

I pretty much dislike meat and am more or less a vegetarian, but I made a conscious effort to eat meat today. I feel gross now, but it was worth it <3

Dear Readers…

Do you have someone in your life that constantly prostelyzes some ultra right wing cause to you? Do they constantly reference innaccurate or faith based bullshit? Do they continue even when you tell them to stop?

I’ve got the perfect solution for you. And even better, it will allow you to donate to causes that you support.

If you know their address, get a money order for whatever amount you decided to your favorite left wing organization that prostelyzing person would despise. (Use money orders specifically because they don’t need to verify your billing, and the money is already out of your account immediately, so no fuss.) Then send that money order to your favorite organization, with their name and address and donate “in honor of” (person who has been bugging you). That way all further attempts to raise money, newsletters, and thank yous will all go to their address and not yours. (PS DO NOT USE THIS FOR CAMPAIGN DONATIONS BECAUSE THAT VIOLATES CAMPAIGN FUNDRAISING LAWS). Someone who hates abortion, try planned parenthood. Someone who hates the gays, try HRC or PFLAG. ETC.

It’s passive aggressive, I know. But take comfort in the fact that you donated to your favorite cause in their name, and now someone else is sending them info all the time. :)

(via highonquacks)

The most fucking amazing tumblr I have come across. 

Summary: OP takes pics of elephant fetuses and posts them on pro-life Christian pages to see what they’ll do. Results are bizarre, epic, and fucking awesome. 

My turn-on’s are long walks on the beach and killing the unborn.

don’t forget to eat what you hunt, kiddies

theworldisconfused:

So my friend Mikel and I were just trolling a new Facebook fanpage for Jesus…