The Unfriendly Atheist
firstrock1503:
carlsagan-ismyhomeboy:

actualcatholicgirlproblems:

Submitted by esmitts



Trolls after my own heart <3

carlsagan-ismyhomeboy:

actualcatholicgirlproblems:

Submitted by esmitts

Trolls after my own heart <3

Dear Readers…

Do you have someone in your life that constantly prostelyzes some ultra right wing cause to you? Do they constantly reference innaccurate or faith based bullshit? Do they continue even when you tell them to stop?

I’ve got the perfect solution for you. And even better, it will allow you to donate to causes that you support.

If you know their address, get a money order for whatever amount you decided to your favorite left wing organization that prostelyzing person would despise. (Use money orders specifically because they don’t need to verify your billing, and the money is already out of your account immediately, so no fuss.) Then send that money order to your favorite organization, with their name and address and donate “in honor of” (person who has been bugging you). That way all further attempts to raise money, newsletters, and thank yous will all go to their address and not yours. (PS DO NOT USE THIS FOR CAMPAIGN DONATIONS BECAUSE THAT VIOLATES CAMPAIGN FUNDRAISING LAWS). Someone who hates abortion, try planned parenthood. Someone who hates the gays, try HRC or PFLAG. ETC.

It’s passive aggressive, I know. But take comfort in the fact that you donated to your favorite cause in their name, and now someone else is sending them info all the time. :)

(via highonquacks)
Hey followers!

aliberatedimpulse:

Please show some love to this pro-life blog if you do not mind! They are facing a lot of hatred and it would be nice if you kept encouraging them! :D

Come on, guys!! Do it for the poor, disenfranchised white men <3 <3 <3

Looking for more folks to run this blog

Because.

Looking for folks of each type:

  1. Folks who are willing to put legitimate rebuttals to religious arguments.
  2. Folks who are willing to put shit about how religion is oppressive. 
  3. Folks who are willing to put shit about non-mainstream religions.
  4. Folks who are dicks and want to troll obnoxious religious people.

Also you don’t have to be atheist, just as long as you aren’t spreading pro-mainstream-religion propaganda.

The most fucking amazing tumblr I have come across. 

Summary: OP takes pics of elephant fetuses and posts them on pro-life Christian pages to see what they’ll do. Results are bizarre, epic, and fucking awesome. 

GRAND FORKS, Mich. — Unbeknownst to her husband or congregation, Trudy Smith has been avoiding church for two years, sending a look-alike in her place.

“I’m saddened to announce that the woman you’ve seen here is not my wife,” pastor Nevin Smith said to a hushed congregation at Belfrey Presbyterian church.

His wife Trudy began staying home after running into a woman at Kohl’s who looked very much like her.

“I asked what she did on Sunday mornings, and would she like to make a hundred bucks a week?” Trudy says. “She said yes and suddenly I was free.”

The impostor played the role successfully, greeting people, hugging her husband, listening to the sermon, taking copious notes. But she was found out when Nevin invited her up one Sunday for a spontaneous reprisal of an old hymn they sang early in their ministry.

“I knew the kids’ names, anniversaries and birthdays, but I didn’t know that song,” said the fake Trudy, who asked not to be identified. She made roughly $10,000 over two years.

“Worth every penny,” says the real Trudy, who’s back on the front pew. “You know, mannequins are getting more realistic …”

takethatreligion:

California Atheists Snap Up Nativity Spaces - Christians get just 2 of 21 spaces in Santa Monica park

iggyjack:

(NEWSER) – Santa Monica’s Christians are crying foul over a lottery system that has left 18 of the 21 park spaces that usually hold Nativity scenes in the hands of atheists. A Jewish group snagged another spot, leaving the California city’s church with just two spaces and only enough room to display three of the usual 14 scenes, the Los Angeles Times reports.

A local atheist who put up a display last year that included the Thomas Jefferson quote “Religions are all alike—founded on fables and mythologies”—says he encouraged other atheists to compete for other spaces this year. A spokesman for the city’s churches accuses the atheists—who are mostly out-of-towners—of stifling their freedom of expression by conspiring to force out Nativity scenes.

Really atheists? Really? 

Atheists: 1 Theists: 0

eheheheh

theworldisconfused:

So my friend Mikel and I were just trolling a new Facebook fanpage for Jesus…

lmao

lmao

nonplussedbyreligion:

I have this problem often.

nonplussedbyreligion:

I have this problem often.

ecce homosexual

ecce homosexual