Now it all makes sense.
Just to clarify, this is a Prolifer showing the mentality of the Prochoice movement.
fixed it for you
have you ever ask JESUS to be your best friend?
I sent him a friend request over 20 years ago. Not only has he not responded, but there hasn’t been any activity on his page for almost 2,000 years.
John 11:25-26, by Ms. Graveyard Dirt
Jesus said to Her, “I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; and whoever lives and believes in me will never die.”
things to do in my life -
grow wheat
grow grapes
never die
always die
Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
I’m so done right now >:(
Were that be true
Pregnancy is NOT ABOUT YOU!
It’s about religious beliefs you don’t belong to!
THAT BABY IS…say it with me, AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON!!
Well, actually, legally, it isn’t a person.
Medically, it’s an entirely different existence, but so the bacteria living in your digestive tract.
Yep they’re in YOUR body, but you CHOSE to put them there!
Yep! Went to K Mart and picked ‘em out.
If you hadn’t had sex, that human being would not be growing, understand?
HOW IS BABBY FORMED
WHY GIRL NOT GET PRAGNANT ALL TIME
STILL STONE AGE
So why in the world are you now complaining that if abortion was illegal you would have no choice?? Um…YOU CHOSE TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!! YOU chose WHO you would have sex with!
See, if you would have just gayed it up, you’d be fine right now.
Homosexuality is always the solution.
Nobody made that decision for you!! and don’t come to me saying, ’ what about the girls who are raped?’ They only make up less than 1% of all abortions!
Abortions as a result of rape are REPORTED as 1%.
That figure doesn’t include:
- people whose religion coerced them into not using contraception
- people whose religion coerced them into having specifically procreative sex
- people who have been brainwashed by rampant misogyny into doing whatever their partner wants
- people who have limited access to contraceptives thanks to fuckheads like OP
Yes, look it up this is a fact! I’m sure you went to school so you learned that sex causes what??
Idiotic Christians who can’t seem to fathom a world where humanity can operate on a super-animal level?
Hmmm….PREGNANCY!
Sweetie, nobody has ever gotten pregnant as a result of my fucking. That’s not how it works. Sex = pregnancy isn’t reality, it’s religion.
If you would be soo mad about your OWN child growing in your uterus then you should NOT have made one!
So put the fuckin’ fetus kit back on the shelf, goddamnit Ethel! You’ve made enough of those!
That child is COMPLETELY innocent,
Actually. If it were able to be legally responsible for anything (being a legal person, which it isn’t), it would be GUILTY of trespass, theft, and a host (heh) of other issues.
and having abortion is not about YOUR body,
It’s about the religion of someone else. Duh.
it’s involving a totally seperate person,
The cosmic Jewish zombie lich god
whom YOU are killing!
I hope you’ve never menstruated or fapped.
Women, you have LOTS of choices when it comes to YOUR body,
Such as homosexuality obv
but that baby is not one because he/she is NOT YOU.
Legally, and medically, it is.
I know this will make people mad, I DON’T CARE it needs to be said.
End rant.
“I know this will make people mad” < said whenever someone is about to spout a bunch of lies and nonsense for propaganda purposes
You know your catholic when your watching Star Wars and when they say “may the force be with you” you respond with “and also with you”
I still do this lol
Hold on, hold on…
So…you’re telling me God, right, the most powerful entity in LIFE itself…created light.
He was all “Hey, light. Ka-pow.” and it was there. …and then he created the world. …and then he populated the world with animals.
…and then he created Adam and Lilith…but Lilith screwed up, she was all “…pardon? You want me to…what now? Bow down to Adam? …be his, what, maid or something? Erm…no, thanks. I, err…yeh, no.”
So she was exiled from Eden. …so he then created Eve. …and Eve was much more, y’know, easy…going.
So, then time passes. Abel dies, Cain’s chased away, things happen, life goes on…then NOAH comes along and by this time God is PISSED.
He’s all like “Oh…my…ME…look at THIS! Look at this world! Total…it’s just ridiculous! I, God, am at a lost for words! This is a FIRST! I’ve not been this angry since Lucifer got his ego out and started pissing up the walls!”
So he tells Noah to save 2 of every animal, and he does, and that ‘cos he was just and moral and lovely he and his family can be spared…right? So…he then destroys the world.
The world is flooded.
Sin - GONE!
See YA later! …in HELL!!
…yeh, so…God can do all of that. …but when it comes to gays he can’t just…stop them from being gay? What? Does he get some kind of kick from creating gay people and then watching his followers go BATSHIT about them?
Like, i dunno, throwing a bunch of red ants with a group of black ants and watching them tear each other apart?
I don’t get it. I really don’t.
…and so, it’s wrong.
That theory, that idea that God’s hatin’ on gays.
Totally wrong.
God, if he/she/it exists, doesn’t care.
And by saying he/she/it does, and by acting like a total douche and wanting to stamp out on that pesky equality…you’re kinda screwing him/her/it over.
You’re turning more people away.
You’re making more people angry at him/her/it.
Maybe you should just, i dunno, calm down about it. Chill out. Jesus was a chilled guy. He was pretty laid-back and all about offering a helping hand. …but ‘cos the people who wrote about him quickly scribbled in something to do with sodomites, literally, one LINE, you suddenly think that it’s okay to deprive an entire people of equality?
Nice one(!)
I’m glad you’ll be doing the explaining to God when he/she/it says “Bro, seriously, i’m all about the love and the peace…what was that anti-gay shit about?”
Awkward.
Amen.
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN’T PROVE MY FARTS ARE MAGICAL AND MAKE WISHES COME TRUE DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT REAL
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN’T PROVE THE LITTLE TINY UNICORN THAT SPEAKS WISDOM TO ME IN MY DREAMS DOESN’T EXISTS DOESN’T MEAN THAT SHE ISN’T REAL AND MORE POWERFUL AND WISE THAN YOU
JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE CARS ON THE HIGHWAY DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE REALLY THERE THEY ARE INVISIBLE GHOST CARS AND YOU CAN WALK THROUGH THEM
I could do this allll day. <3
Man, I wanna see the *footnotes to this one.
ask and ye shall receive
(Lucifer Dethroned seems like a real pageturner, btw)
omg the “witches” in the congregation
