The Unfriendly Atheist

korakaghaz:

Dear Gay Muslims,

Maybe if you just pray hard enough this sickness will go away. Because Allah purposefully decided to give you a cursed existence, and truly believes that you have what it takes to turn your life around to the straight path (quite literally).

And even though there are straight men who beat their wives, abuse their kids, and completely desecrate the beauty that is Islam, they will forever be superior and correct in their livelihood because they are heterosexual. Compared to the sinful thoughts that plague your mind, their violence and worldly destruction is harmless. You are wrong.

Don’t ever forget that. It’s OK to think gay thoughts, just don’t act upon them. Because natural instinct is haram. Preserve your integrity. Marriage someone against your own will. Cause them an eternity of unhappiness. Confirm and bury away all of your thoughts. Completely change who you are. It’s better this way. You’ll be rewarded.

Your religion is my business and I will stop at nothing until I have forced my agenda down your Gay throat (at least it’s not anything else I’m shoving down there). God told me to do so.

Protect yourself from Jahanam. Listen to me. I know everything.

Wow okay…

ohnojackchick:

the sex crimes are just beginning

his family is doing bondage porn?

ohnojackchick:

the sex crimes are just beginning

his family is doing bondage porn?

absintheminded:

I guess someone beat me to it. Zombie jesus tattoo.

absintheminded:

I guess someone beat me to it. Zombie jesus tattoo.

No, god IS aware of your struggle…
And doesn’t give a shit.

No, god IS aware of your struggle…

And doesn’t give a shit.

anarchalibrary:

Pussy Riot’s Performance At One Of The World’s Most Hallowed Orthodox Churches

Posted by JacobSloan on February 28, 2012

Pussy Riot is a bright young Moscow musical act known for its anti-Putin message and raucous behavior. Their latest shenanigans were a blasphemous performance at Russia’s main cathedral. Russia Today explains:

Russian Cossacks are to stand guard over Moscow’s Orthodox churches after a feminist punk band broke into a Cathedral and sang blasphemous songs at the altar. Earlier this month, four members of the all-girl band Pussy Riot rushed the church dressed in mini-dresses and wearing masks. Without losing time, they sang a song entitled Holy Shit before being escorted out by security.

atheistme:

randompagan:

Awesome shirt.

LOL
abaldwin360:

Great point.

And here’s an argument for gnostic atheism, kiddies

abaldwin360:

Great point.

And here’s an argument for gnostic atheism, kiddies

religiousragings:

Not that anyone would KNOW because people aren’t allowed to show his picture!
Oops.  Did I just violate something here?  My bad.
~ Steve

religiousragings:

Not that anyone would KNOW because people aren’t allowed to show his picture!

Oops.  Did I just violate something here?  My bad.

~ Steve

Hey yall, let’s play a game! It’s called SPOT THE NON-WHITE PEOPLE and SPOT THE WOMEN WHO AREN’T VIRGINS.

Hey yall, let’s play a game! It’s called SPOT THE NON-WHITE PEOPLE and SPOT THE WOMEN WHO AREN’T VIRGINS.

They forgot the Christian persecution training patch. 

They forgot the Christian persecution training patch. 

want

want

Dear Readers…

Do you have someone in your life that constantly prostelyzes some ultra right wing cause to you? Do they constantly reference innaccurate or faith based bullshit? Do they continue even when you tell them to stop?

I’ve got the perfect solution for you. And even better, it will allow you to donate to causes that you support.

If you know their address, get a money order for whatever amount you decided to your favorite left wing organization that prostelyzing person would despise. (Use money orders specifically because they don’t need to verify your billing, and the money is already out of your account immediately, so no fuss.) Then send that money order to your favorite organization, with their name and address and donate “in honor of” (person who has been bugging you). That way all further attempts to raise money, newsletters, and thank yous will all go to their address and not yours. (PS DO NOT USE THIS FOR CAMPAIGN DONATIONS BECAUSE THAT VIOLATES CAMPAIGN FUNDRAISING LAWS). Someone who hates abortion, try planned parenthood. Someone who hates the gays, try HRC or PFLAG. ETC.

It’s passive aggressive, I know. But take comfort in the fact that you donated to your favorite cause in their name, and now someone else is sending them info all the time. :)

(via highonquacks)
So this is on my Dash…

nonplussedbyreligion:

Tomorrow and for how ever many days and weeks to come, the church is going to cry foul and blasphemy.

I however happen to know that this is not the first time that Catholics have been mocked in such a manner on an award show red carpet.  I hesitate to post this because of the age of some of my followers, so I won’t name the award show, or post pics of the actual event.  Just know that this latex cassock was worn back in 2010.  I also know personally that many Catholics leaders knew about it, but would have a lot of explaining to do if they created a public outcry.  ~ Kim

Holy shit that’s pretty hot. Eheheh it has snaps

I’d go back to Church if the cardinals looked like that or if they were Nicki Minaj.

The most fucking amazing tumblr I have come across. 

Summary: OP takes pics of elephant fetuses and posts them on pro-life Christian pages to see what they’ll do. Results are bizarre, epic, and fucking awesome.